this happens every fucking year
they leak us out in nov
beat us down in dec
disappear in jan
and come out full squad form at the brits in feb
WAIT. WAIT. UMM….WAIT. I HAVE TO HEAR HIM SAY IT. I MUST. YOU NEED TO SAY IT, LIAM PAYNE. I WANT A CAMERA ON YOU 24/7 AND I WANT EVERY OTHER WORD OUT OF YOUR MOUTH TO BE A VARIATION OF THE WORD “FEMINIST.” EATING HIS CEREAL IN A FEMINIST WAY. DECIDING WHICH SHIRT IS BETTER FOR ADVANCING THE FEMINIST CAUSE. BUYING SHOES FROM COMPANIES WITH FEMINIST CEOs AND EQUALITY MISSION STATEMENTS. REFUSING TO BOARD PLANES THAT DON’T RECOGNIZE FEMINIST FREQUENT FLYER MILES. LORD O GOD, BLESSED IS THE DAY WHEN THE ONLY F WORD I WANT TO HEAR IS THIS ONE AND NOT THAT OTHER ONE. WELL THE OTHER ONE TOO, BUT MAINLY THIS ONE. KIND OF. ANYWAYS. FEMINIST LIAM PAYNE. GIVE IT TO ME!!!!
"Am I wearing women’s clothes? I didn’t notice. When I look in my closet, I don’t see male clothes or female clothes. They’re all the same." -LIAM PAYNE