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Barbara by Chris Shintani.

rhyse:

okay this is me though

niallslegcramp:

this happens every fucking year

they leak us out in nov

beat us down in dec

disappear in jan

and come out full squad form at the brits in feb

& R U N , n e v e r    s t o p   r u n n i n g.

  • mom: hello son you need to put out the fancy dinner plates. i ordered some Chinese food and we will serve it on the plates so we can pretend i cooked
  • son: of course mom, can u pass me the apple juice
  • mom: of course son. be careful it is very spicy
  • son: *sips juice* OH SUGAR U WERE RIGHT MOM THIS APPLE JUICE IS MUCH TOO SPICY
  • dad: ha ha ha. wash it down with hot dogs, and all american tradition.
  • son: thanks dad. hey, wanna play baseball with me after dinner?
  • dad: we can't tonight, son. tonight is the night we are having our annual family photograph taken
  • mom: i picked out matching sweaters for all of us including the dog.
  • son: we will look great! we should use the photograph as a christmas card! merry christmas from the bakers!
  • dad: great idea, son. don't forget about our fishing trip this weekend
  • son: golly dad, how could i forget that important american family tradition

rubdown:

fleshriots:

rubdown:

FEMINISM

WAIT. WAIT. UMM….WAIT. I HAVE TO HEAR HIM SAY IT. I MUST. YOU NEED TO SAY IT, LIAM PAYNE. I WANT A CAMERA ON YOU 24/7 AND I WANT EVERY OTHER WORD OUT OF YOUR MOUTH TO BE A VARIATION OF THE WORD “FEMINIST.” EATING HIS CEREAL IN A FEMINIST WAY. DECIDING WHICH SHIRT IS BETTER FOR ADVANCING THE FEMINIST CAUSE. BUYING SHOES FROM COMPANIES WITH FEMINIST CEOs AND EQUALITY MISSION STATEMENTS. REFUSING TO BOARD PLANES THAT DON’T RECOGNIZE FEMINIST FREQUENT FLYER MILES. LORD O GOD, BLESSED IS THE DAY WHEN THE ONLY F WORD I WANT TO HEAR IS THIS ONE AND NOT THAT OTHER ONE. WELL THE OTHER ONE TOO, BUT MAINLY THIS ONE. KIND OF. ANYWAYS. FEMINIST LIAM PAYNE. GIVE IT TO ME!!!!

"Am I wearing women’s clothes? I didn’t notice. When I look in my closet, I don’t see male clothes or female clothes. They’re all the same." -LIAM PAYNE